ItwasthesecondweekinMay,inwhichthethreeyoungladiessetouttogetherfromGracechurchStreetforthetownof—,inHertfordshire;and,astheydrewneartheappointedinnwhereMr。Bennetscarriagewastomeetthem,theyquicklyperceived,intokenofthecoachmanspunctuality,bothKittyandLydialookingoutofadining-roomupstairs。Thesetwogirlshadbeenaboveanhourintheplace,happilyemployedinvisitinganoppositemilliner,watchingthesentinelonguard,anddressingasaladandcucumber。
Afterwelcomingtheirsisters,theytriumphantlydisplayedatablesetoutwithsuchcoldmeatasaninnlarderusuallyaffords,exclaiming,“Isnotthisnice?Isnotthisanagreeablesurprise?”
“Andwemeantotreatyouall,”addedLydia,“butyoumustlendusthemoney,forwehavejustspentoursattheshopoutthere。”Then,showingherpurchases—“Lookhere,Ihaveboughtthisbonnet。Idonotthinkitisverypretty;butIthoughtImightaswellbuyitasnot。IshallpullittopiecesassoonasIgethome,andseeifIcanmakeitupanybetter。”
Andwhenhersistersabuseditasugly,sheadded,withperfectunconcern,“Oh!butthereweretwoorthreemuchuglierintheshop;andwhenIhaveboughtsomeprettier-colouredsatintotrimitwithfresh,Ithinkitwillbeverytolerable。Besides,itwillnotmuchsignifywhatonewearsthissummer,afterthe—shirehaveleftMeryton,andtheyaregoinginafortnight。”
“Aretheyindeed!”criedElizabeth,withthegreatestsatisfaction。
“TheyaregoingtobeencampednearBrighton;andIdosowantpapatotakeusallthereforthesummer!Itwouldbesuchadeliciousscheme;andIdaresaywouldhardlycostanythingatall。Mammawouldliketogo,too,ofallthings!Onlythinkwhatamiserablesummerelseweshallhave!”
“Yes,”thoughtElizabeth,“thatwouldbeadelightfulschemeindeed,andcompletelydoforusatonce。GoodHeaven!Brighton,andawholecampfulofsoldiers,tous,whohavebeenoversetalreadybyonepoorregimentofmilitia,andthemonthlyballsofMeryton!”
“NowIhavegotsomenewsforyou,”saidLydia,astheysatdownattable。“Whatdoyouthink?Itisexcellentnews—capitalnews—andaboutacertainpersonwealllike!”
JaneandElizabethlookedateachother,andthewaiterwastoldheneednotstay。Lydialaughed,andsaid:
“Aye,thatisjustlikeyourformalityanddiscretion。Youthoughtthewaitermustnothear,asifhecared!IdaresayheoftenhearsworsethingssaidthanIamgoingtosay。Butheisanuglyfellow!Iamgladheisgone。Ineversawsuchalongchininmylife。Well,butnowformynews;itisaboutdearWickham;toogoodforthewaiter,isitnot?ThereisnodangerofWickhamsmarryingMaryKing。Theresforyou!SheisgonedowntoheruncleatLiverpool:gonetostay。Wickhamissafe。”
“AndMaryKingissafe!”addedElizabeth;“safefromaconnectionimprudentastofortune。”
“Sheisagreatfoolforgoingaway,ifshelikedhim。”
“ButIhopethereisnostrongattachmentoneitherside,”saidJane。
“Iamsurethereisnotonhis。Iwillanswerforit,henevercaredthreestrawsabouther—whocouldaboutsuchanastylittlefreckledthing?”
Elizabethwasshockedtothinkthat,howeverincapableofsuchcoarsenessofexpressionherself,thecoarsenessofthesentimentwaslittleotherthanherownbreasthadharbouredandfanciedliberal!
Assoonasallhadate,andtheelderonespaid,thecarriagewasordered;andaftersomecontrivance,thewholeparty,withalltheirboxes,work-bags,andparcels,andtheunwelcomeadditionofKittysandLydiaspurchases,wereseatedinit。